one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
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baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
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what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
I CANT BREAHTE
idk you should probably open a window or something
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do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit
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